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I
don't know how far these lines will
get you, and I provide no guarantee
they'll work. Feel free to submit
ones that have worked for you, but
please keep it clean. We don't want
to get too risqué.
1. Is your Dad an astronaut?
Because someone took the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because
you've been running through my
dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at
first sight, or should I walk by
again?
4. Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like
much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to
have lost my phone number, could I
borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR,
because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must
have been to make a princess like
you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts?
Because you sure have tied my heart
in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to
be the most beautiful girl in this
room?
11. You are the reason men
fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper
on the finer things in life, and I
was wondering if I could interview
you.
13. If you stood in front of
a mirror and held up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful
things in the world.
14. When I saw you from
across the room, I passed out cold
and hit my head on the floor, so I'm
going to need your name and number
for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a
picture of a beautiful person? (hold
up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell
out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I
told my Mom I'd call when I met the
girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep
getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I
dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and
I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could
you give me directions to your
apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the
alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home,
would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien?
Because there's nothing else like
you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker?
Because you've got a nice set of
buns.
26. You're like a dictionary,
you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He
says to tell you that he needs my
heart back.
28. You remind me of a
magnet, because you sure are
attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser,
you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have
any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any
applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture?
I want Santa to know exactly what I
want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is
it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike
Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at
McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa,
because it's everywhere I want to
be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm
desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different
schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart?
Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just
blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for
every girl as beautiful as you, I'd
have five cents
42. Would you like some
visene? Why? So you can see our
clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made
up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your
stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the
best.
46. If I had a rose for every
time I thought of you I'd be walking
in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm
getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you
had a beautiful body, would you hold
it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd
use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky
Charms, cause you're magically
delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten
your Campbell's soup? Because you
are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick?
Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would
you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when
he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo?
Because I want to tickle you all
over.
56. Could you please step
away from the bar? You're melting
all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet
a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow
like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more
than the Fundamental Theorem of
Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky
for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing
me and I'm just giving you notice
that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes
you but if I weren't so shy, I'd
tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what
pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking,
the most effective pickup line of
all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking
ticket (or book), because you have
fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have
the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I
have the time and it says I have
time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in
chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas
are yellow, wanna go out with me
like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did
you go to (put in a place)
yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was
in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body
good but man, how much have you been
drinking?
74. If love were a drop of
water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop,
I would never cry for fear of losing
you.
76. You know what I fell in?
(What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have
Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I
fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air
Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert
your name here)
80. Life without you is like
a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer
and I need to utilize your body for
a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't
hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like
diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your
picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in
the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you
make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the
square root of 81 is? (Hopefully
they say nine) Oh, then you are not
just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can
I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt
the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly,
you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library
card, because I'd like to check you
out!
90. I should call the police
because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful
than 100 pink flamingos on a golf
course.
92. I can't wait until
tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier
every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd
be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't
talk right now, I have a(n) (some
instrument) lesson. Guy:
(instrument)? I thought angels
played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy,
what's your name?
96. If beauty were time,
you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet,
you put Hershey's out of business,
and speaking of Hershey's, how about
a kiss?
98. You see my friend over
there? [Point to friend who
sheepishly waves from afar] He wants
to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I
need it to be complete and I don't
feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting
a complete stranger, especially one
as beautiful as you, without being
properly introduced. But shall we
try anyway?
102. Gently rub the girl's
back and say, "I thought angels had
wings."
103. You must be the cause of
global warming.
104. I don't think a
firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a
man in your life. How about me?
106. Um, you have really
beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are
pretty. What I mean is...you have a
nice forehead, er ah...Do you
believe in when I walk by...(To
yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID
STUPID!
107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Someone said you were looking for
me.
108. Is your name Pepsi?
Because you sure are sizzling.
109. Are you a broom? Because
you sure swept me off my feet.
110. If a star fell every
time I thought of you, the sky would
be black at night.
111. You're looking sharper
than a page of Oscar Wilde
witticisms that has been rolled up
into a point, sprinkled with lemon
juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
112. I think we should be lab
partners because you and I have
chemistry.
113. I don't know if it's
igneous or metamorphic, but baby,
you rock.
114. Did you know the
distance from here (touch one side
of the girl's shoulder) to here
(touch other side of shoulder so
your arm is around her) is the same
distance from here (touch same spot
last touched) to here (grab her
around the waist)
115. Kiss me if I'm wrong,
but have we met?
116. You must be Jamaican,
because Jamaican me crazy.
117. I thought Veryfine only
came in a bottle.
118. (Walk up to them, place
an ice cube on the floor and crush
it with your foot) Now that we've
broken the ice, what's your name?
119. If I were a tear drop I
would be born in your eyes, live on
your cheeks, and die on your lips.
120. If you're here, who's
running heaven?
121. Do you know Karate?
Because your body is kickin'
122. I'm going to put this
tear of mine in the ocean. When you
find it I'll stop loving you.
123. If I were you I would go
out with me.
124. Do you work for NASA?
Because you're outta this world.
125. Walk up to a girl and
look at the tag on the back of her
shirt. When she asks what you're
doing tell her your checking to see
if she was made in heaven.
126. I couldn't pay attention
in school (or work) today because I
couldn't stop thinking about you.
127. Would you like a coolata,
because you are ahota.
128. You're the marshmallows
in my Lucky Charms.
129. If I ran McDonald's I'd
name a sandwich after you called
"The McGorgeous."
130. If I were a gardner, I'd
plant your tulips next to mine.
131. Is there an airport near
by or is that my heart taking off?
132. Did you hear the latest
health report? You need to increase
your daily intake of vitamin me.
133. One night I looked up at
the stars and thought "Wow, how
beautiful." Now that I'm looking at
you, nothing else can compare.
134. May I borrow some of the
chapstick you're wearing?
135. I have an owie on my
lip, will you kiss it and make it
better?
136. Hey good lookin'
what'chya cookin'?
137. Love is when you don't
want to go to sleep because reality
is better than a dream. After seeing
you, I don't ever want to sleep
again.
138. Let's hide behind a rock
and get a little bolder.
139. How much does a Polar
Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Hi, my name is (insert name here).
140. Girl: Have we met
before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
141. You better stop, drop
and roll right now cause you're on
fire!
142. Have you ever heard the
Pina Colada song, because I want you
to come with me and escape.
143. Watching you is like
watching the sun rise with the
morning dew, but there is one
difference - you're better.
144. Jealousy is for everyone
else because they don't have you.
145. If you were a pirate
would you put your parrot on this
shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or
this shoulder? (touch other shoulder
and keep arm there)
146. Ever wonder why you have
spaces between your fingers? (A: So
my fingers can fit there)
147. Does your Dad own
Snapple, because you're made from
the best stuff on earth.
148. Let's make like fabric
softener and snuggle!
149. If kisses were
snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
150. Pick up a pack of sugar
and hand it to a girl, saying,
"Here, you dropped your name tag."
151. I'll make you a bet -
$20 says you'll turn me down.
152. I must be dead because
I'm talking to an angel.
153. I knew I recognized you.
You look just like my next
boy/girl friend.
154. If I was an ice cube,
I'd melt standing next to you.
155. Are you a star? Because
you always shine when I look at you.
156. This isn't a beer belly,
it's a fuel tank for the love
machine.
157. Is your name Gillette,
because you're the best a man can
get!
158. May I have your
autograph? Why? For being the most
beautiful girl I have ever seen.
159. I memorized every number
in the phone book, but managed to
lose yours. I'm gonna need to get
that.
160. Is your daddy a
shoemaker, because you just knocked
me off my feet.
161. Drink unsweetened tea or
other beverage, and when she asks
why, say, "With you here, I don't
need sugar."
162. You might not like it
when guys swear, but I swear I'm in
love with you.
163. My heart is
broken...could you fix it for me?
164. I just ate some
skittles. Do you want to taste the
rainbow?
165. I think God took the
pigment out of a leaf and put it in
your eyes (for green-eyed person).
166. I think God took the
colour out of the ocean and put it
in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
167. I think God took a brown
topaz gem and made you eyes out of
it. (for brown-eyed person)
168. I bet it was hard for
God to make your eyes out of crystal
clear ocean water.
169. Either those are your
eyes, or you managed to make a
contact lens made out of gem stones.
170. Did you escape from the
zoo? Because you bring out the
animal in me.
171. Walk up to a girl and
reach into your pocket. Close your
empty hand and extend it toward her.
Ask if she'll hold this for you.
When she reaches for it, grab her
hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every
time.
172. Touch her shoulder with
your index finger. Make a hissing
sound and say "Owwwwww!" then tell
her you just got a 3rd degree burn.
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